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You have been poisoned.
You have been poisoned.
Wait, I thought lances beat swords, and swords beat axes?
Can’t fool me, I read the papers! Canadian Girlfriend Unsubstantiated.
“Why hast thou summoned Normie Gary? Today is my turn to drive the carpool, you guys, JEEZ!”
“Do you find that… wisible?”
Well… I still like IPv6 better than ATM and those darn virtual circuit identifiers.
I’ve got to admit, I do love Mint. I’ve thought about hopping, but I’ve never had a serious problem with Mint (that wasn’t my own fault) so I’ve never really had the motivation.
Mint!
… alright, go ahead and shoot.
“These annual pizza parties are cutting into executive bonuses.”
Construction is a good way to build character, but you sure do deal with a lot of tools.
Wait, so now KLINGONs have a Bird of Prey?!
Deep breaths no, it’s fine, I’m over it now. Those breathing exercises really work.
“Your party is walking along when you come upon a wizard in a jar. Do you let him out?” (h/t to Adam Savidan.)
The days when Dragon Age was a whitebox version of Baldur’s Gate are long behind us, my friend. First came prioritizing consoles over PCs, then an awkward halfway house between action and tactical combat, now approaching Dragon’s Dogma action combat. The one thing I’ll say about DA: it’s consistently inconsistent.
Joke’s on you Sean Bean, my brain’s on fire all the time.
Thank goodness, an original joke instead of another re-tread.