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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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    Format: 4 panel comic

    Panel 1: A crow sits on a stool and speaks into a microphone. It says “Level 5: Extra Attack”

    Panel 2: A heckler in the crowd in front of the crow shouts “Booo! Get better features!”

    Panel 3: The crow sweats nervously

    Panel 4: We see the note cards in the crow’s wing-hands, which say “Level 11: Extra Attack times 2”





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    chandra-nyalaar says: “my favorite d&d thing is when someone flubs like a really obvious perception roll or something and the DM gets to be like ‘well, you’re pretty sure you’re in a room but you could be wrong.’”

    animar-smol-of-elephants says: “it is either really wet of really dry, you’re not entirely sure”

    ugin-the-spirit-dragon says: “One time a guy in our party rolled a nat 20 on a perception check, but there was nothing around he didn’t already see, so the DM said ‘You’re not quite sure, but for a few seconds it seems like you’re standing on a giant’s table, surrounded by 5 giants.Your party seems to look stiff and fake,and large papers and dice are strewn around you. Then, everything goes back to normal.’”


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    Title: “DND characters I’ve been banned from playing.”

    A drawing of a smiling woman with pointed ears and a blond updo looks at us. She wears a green dress like a folded leaf, with yellow and blacked striped tights underneath. Bees buzz around her.

    Caption: “Swarm druid with beehive hairstyle, but it’s a real beehive.”

    A drawing of a red-skinned person with horns and yellow eyes without pupils reads from a book. Cards float above their hand. Their robe bears a red B symbol, in the style of the D&D Beyond logo.

    Caption: “Warlock who is directly pacted to Wizards Of The Coast.”

    A drawing of a zombie-like person in tattered clothes holding a staff made of bones looks at us. The staff glows green.

    Caption: “Necromancer who raised themselves from the dead, and now has to maintain the spell.”

    A drawing of a person-sized mechanical snake with a drill bit for a tail and a piece of wire as a tongue.

    Caption: “Warforged druid who wildshapes by physically reconfiguring their body.”

    A drawing of a large cloud of red and yellow energy, with a tiny silhouette of a person with arms outstretched at the center.

    Caption: “Wizards.”

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