You don’t win CoC…best you can hope for is to lose less.
You don’t win CoC…best you can hope for is to lose less.
Lizardman needs to get its skinsuit refitted…
The ole bait and switch…
I read all of the speech bubbles in their appropriate voices… except the last panel…it was Robert Picardos voice with Ricardo Montalbáns inflections…
“Take your baby aspirin and multivitamin then get on with your day…cause it’s all downhill from here.”
Is my morning mantra…
High Ground
Whats Left
Red N’ Blue
Spin Kick
One and Done
COVID sucks. Counting my blessings that Ive never caught it. Every single one of my coworkers and their families had it. But they also don’t know how viruses and bacteria operate either.
They habitually stick their philangies in all of their facial orifices without regard for what they may have touched earlier…
Anything cosmological or having to do with the quantum realm.
90% of the mainstream media oversimplifies or just plain gets things wrong for sensationalism and profits.
Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler. Crank that shit cause I’m the hero tonight!
One of the best things about being adult, you can eat your dessert before dinner.
Food…I like cuisine. Requires eating out. I find a place, don’t care about the cost. Try something I’ve never had. It can get expensive.
Doesn’t matter, I still ain’t no snitch. And no pussy fart at work is gonna change that.
I never bother when the dm asks for a stealth check when playing an unstealthy character.
Just go along with the idea that I’m gonna get hurt to alay the detection of my comrades…
Dm: roll a stealth check.
Me: Wtf is a stealth check? I barge into the room like a bull whos balls are bound, sword drawn, heated breath, blood boiling.