FYI teams has a setting to block direct calls and an automated voice message for missed calls.
Mine has been set to reject calls and play an automated message letting the caller know to ping me first on teams ever since my company decided it was an amazing idea to forward every employee’s office phone number/calls to our God damned teams account.
I despise spam calls and refuse to take calls unless asked first
In bigger company’s C levels manage VPs who manage directors who manage managers
It’s management alll the way down
Honorable mentions that could be swapped with any of my bottom 4:
Eve online
Total war Warhammer 2/3
Baldurs gate 3
Minecraft
Elden ring
Borderlands 2
Pokemon emerald
Fallout 4
Monster Hunter world
Chivalry II
Gears of war 2
PUBG
Escape from Tarkov
Call of duty: World at war
Roughly in that order
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Maybe you wouldn’t
Yes
They are called CEO CIO or CTO
Yes hello
I would also like for you to pay me $20 (your choice of currency)
After you delete discord please send $20 to my lemmy account.
Ive been trying to figure this out all day and thats not it
Im pretty sure ive conflated parts of Mr murder and a completely different author/book called the mark of the assassin and honestly maybe parts of a 3rd book i havent remembered yet
I read those ~15 years ago
I think ive also ready exactly one koontz book
I think it involved a child genius inventing time travel with something that looked like salt and pepper shakers because his family was being targeted by an assassin for some reason
Also might have been a fever dream not sure
Nah this is real I was there
Trust me im a dentist
Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped
Im almost certain eternally filling out myworkday applications will be my personal hell
Its perfectly safe to burn any and all trash
Especially batteries
4 strap ons
3 holes in everyone
2 vibrators
And a broken cock for Christmass
Another win for the male-ocracy
QA is not a capitalizable expense or something anyways that’s why we havent given you a decent raise since you got promoted
Now get back to working your 3 jobs you software engineering qa testing devops piece of … valued member of the team
Something Something housing should be a right not a business
The monkey’s paw curls…
Around hitlers dick