Don’t drink too much turpentine.*

Did you see the pic of the guard that found him? He looked like a textbook villain henchman.

These guys clearly know each other.

Hmm. Not what they’re prepping me for. Have a 1 hour telehealth the day before to go over what I will be doing and how I should I prepare, then the day of the in-person appointment they told me to make sure I had 4 hours available. So… Dunno yet. 10 minutes seems like bullshit considering lol.

I’m not officially diagnosed yet, so this is where I live.

Elon is bidding on it against his own alt accounts. There’s no way anyone else gets it.

Read that guy’s biography and I’m not sure this statue is inaccurate lol.

This entire game had moments that felt impossibly hard. Just seeing this screenshot made me frustratingly angry lol.

Jesus. This is pretty much why mine is setup like this lol. Smallish 1080p monitor top left, this has our security cameras on display. 4k 27" underneath that doubles as an extension to my work laptop during work hours, but it’s also connected to the primary pc. Main monitor is 27" 1440p 165hz gaming monitor. Far right is another 27" 1440p standard for general crap. They will all serve their own purpose while I’m sitting in the captains chair. Mostly it’s so I can watch movies/shows, game, use discord, and browse/ work on other stuff all at the same time.

I am now using Lemmy and Reddit like an addict.

This would be bad for me. Why the fuck would you ever want to leave your own ideal utopia?

I’m so glad this doesn’t apply to me. I have 4 monitors.

He would just slap the panel in a specific spot and the door would open lol.

I’m in this window and don’t feel that’s the case.

I am resigned to working until I die, leaving my retirement funds to my kid so maybe she’ll have a leg up, or at least be able to survive.

Can’t believe they bothered to try to pass it. From an outside quick glance, it seems like a brilliant idea. But then you have to remember WHY they’re doing this. They want to ship 24x7 and not have to pay a person. Slapping a co-pilot in there is counter-intuitive to their end game. Not to mention humans do NOT have the required attention span for this. We can often do stupid shit, completely sober, while driving, with DECADES of experience.

If the autopilot is even 80% effective, we’re going to get bored, sleep, read, fuck around on our devices. Maybe jerk off? Who knows?

We’re not ready for this step, not yet.

Bet they’ll be needing a lot of mechanics when the time comes, though.

Time to cancel Prime. Removing perks. Increasing prices. Saturating us with ads.

Too much money is never enough! We need to monetize monetization! Assholes.

Imagine if any of these rich assholes were actually good guys?

Are you joking? That sounds like an amazing meal.

Plant some lemongrass.

When that shows to only be partially effective, accept the fact that you can’t control the ongoings of the world in every fashion.

Something else we won’t benefit from. Nice. Uh. Go us.

That’s Hand Banana and you should remember the name. (He’s from a pretty funny episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force)