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News in 30 days: Digestive Parasites are up 70,000% in Eastern Ukraine.

Dude looks like he was animated by Pixar.

Reality: You weren’t ever getting those hostages back. They’re much more useful as symbols in the US than as people in Israel.

This looks like the discount and out of season pile at the back of the store. Note the Halloween decorations in the background.

The top isn’t even the real inner boot. You’ll note OP has a weird panel screwed into theirs. Here is an image with both sets:

Here is the bottom of the moon-boot:

Terrific username for posting cloaca facts

If you don’t have a cloaca you can’t use birds

The mushroom creature has stayed with me for more than 30 years.

Roll for initiative

Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANAAANAAPHOOOOONE!

I was thinking high stake tie-rack, but this one is better

Anyone who has beliefs that violate the social contract should not be protected by it.

Good news! The mortality rate is so high it’s unlikely to spread as far as COVID!

I wonder if he was swapped to set up a new patsy for the failing war. No window treatment makes me wonder.

I absolutely hate the idea of AI replacing working artists, but the meme possibilities are incredible

They should stop choosing the “double down on making products shittier part”.

You could’ve been telling the story of the 80s automotive industry. Or really any American manufacturer.

Go post a Xanga about it

Yeah if you were a n3wb bitxh and not a 1337 h4x0r like me.

The internet was better 25-30 years ago. No rose glasses needed. It was the wild west, and now we’re just hopping from walled garden to walled garden.

For likes, subs, your personal data, or advertising eyeball time?

Everything about this is wrong.

• Graboids are the smallest, maxing out at 10 meters in length.
• The Sarlaac pit is just the mouth. The actual Sarlaac is 100 meters long
• The Beetlejuice Sandworm has a head slightly larger than an average door, so about 1 meter wide.
• Shai Hulud get up to 1000 meters in length (pre-Brian Herbert Lore) and around 40-50 meters wide.