I have no mouth yet I must KISS
I have no mouth yet I must KISS
There was some magic internet data thing where third party apps (like various reddit apps not owned by reddit) access and use reddit to power their apps, free of charge. That’s API. Pretty much all voluntary reddit mods use third party apps to mod. Reddit started charging for the API, making third party apps useless, forcing everyone into the Official Reddit App. A lot of people boycotted or quit.
I’m kinda going through that with house plants
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I heard some libs doing a sinophobia at all the DISGUSTING CHINESE CARP ruining the great lakes, as if Xi himself trained a flotilla of carp to destroy lake michigan
Bam Margera levels of pranking your parents
This is also how I am with customer rewards points.
“Hmm, I have enough to cover today’s slice of pizza, but if I save up, I’ll have enough for an entire pizza in five years”
But what about the shriveled flower of joy I get from shitting on their happiness
What the hell kinda exhaust pipe can be blocked with just a lil weenie?
I got a dollar that says this was originally made as a chud meme. Too many right-wing fear mongering conspiratorial bogeymen in one spot
Oh crud you’re right, good catch
He was also the annoying mean principal on Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Me except it’s “I DON’T WANNA WAIT… FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER” during any moment of silence
Floating circular saws are bolsters now
The number of ads invading my field of vision while I tried to read a poem about relaxing in a hammock was Kafkaesque
Look at this amateur wasting keystrokes on dashes
Someone is having a sensible chuckle to themselves for sure
communism is when I can’t get dollar cheeseburgers
Oh good they found a new signifier for “Bernie Bros”