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Same! And then it even started the same way. I was already laughing at a good prank
Same! And then it even started the same way. I was already laughing at a good prank
I called them that too. I think I remember a Flintstones one.
I bet they were remembering the story of the Egyptian Archaeologists who discovered a jar of honey and they all had a taste. Then they found a fetus in the jar.
Oh you know what- Snopes says it didn’t happen! It’s maybe just an urban legend.
Maybe it’s not surprising but as an X-ray tech we wear a badge that records our radiation exposure. Every quarter it gets read and if our exposure is too high I can’t work anymore. Maybe for the rest of the year, maybe forever. I’ve never heard of that actually happening though.
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I like this story. I hope the nice bat is flying around now chomping mosquitoes
I’m speechless. I have no speech. How on earth can a person wake up in the morning and have a thought like this.
Subsistence farming is a terrible way to live
Ma’am are you okay?
I live in a major city but like I’m in a bad neighborhood so there’s only one grocery store within 5 miles. It makes no sense. A food desert in a major city so that I’m forced to drive just to like get screws from a hardware store or toilet paper or something
I want to stop ruminating about things I wish I would have said or some stupid thing I did say or why did I do that
For reference, this is Brawny paper towels where the sheets are perforated the other direction, allowing you to actually tear a half sheet. This is what “select a size” should mean.
Haven’t visited Reddit since I came here last summer. I love it here. It’s not perfect, but it’s ours
I mean to be fair, there’s nothing you can write on a bomb that makes it better
“Hope this message finds you well”
“Tell your mother I said thank you for the birthday card”
“Save 10% at checkout when you enter the code FREEPALESTINE”
Wait I don’t get it. Please send help. Is it like a flowchart?
Here are two friends chatting. Right friend tries to tell a story about “showing” something . Left friend (annoying friend in this meme) interrupts the story to label right friend as “showerrr”, meaning someone who shows.
In the second frame left friend is in a shower, a play on the word from the first frame.
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Extra funny bc of Throckmorton’s sign which is a penis joke in radiology.
When a person tells you that a loved one has passed, ask what the their name was and say it back. It can be awkward when that comes up and you might not know how to respond best. I’ve found that most people don’t want you to feel bad for them, but them saying their name and having a chance to talk about them is often a nice thing.
I’m in healthcare so death comes up a lot. “David. That’s a nice name. Where was he from?”
Frack. That’s sucks
That’s never happened to me unless I had maybe some dirt on my hands or on my body where I rubbed lotion on. Could that be what happened? Maybe some small dirt particles collected lotion and made little bits ?