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You’re hired!
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
You’re hired!
Toe fuck or get fucked.
To scale though. You can tell because Oklahoma is the armpit along with Arizona…
Myst was my jam back then. Maybe riven, I don’t remember lol. Also Diablo.
🏴☠️ probably
He was doing this job 14 billion years before we got here. I get burned out at every job by the first year. I wouldn’t give a shit either about us.
Fucking throat singing metal. That’s metal AF
A bakers dozen reasons why
Music. I’ve played guitar for 30 years, can play drums, bass, piano, etc… never earned a dime. Played shows but I’m still in the hole as far as acquired shit.
At least I’m not jacking them off. Plus nobody’s afraid of a Jeffrey
How the hell did you know my name?
Remember where I put my keys and or wallet. Def didn’t put them in the bowl my wife got for me by the door specifically to put those things in.
My parents used to tell me as a kid that I couldn’t whistle because I wasn’t eating my pizza crust. After I started eating the crust I learned how to whistle.
Have you tried eating crust?
Peaceful, but boring
I’ve been listening to same shit for 30 years. New music is ruined as soon as I hear it because it’s not what I’m used to.
I always heard wrapped up like a douche another roamer in the night
Hungry enough to pay for food at a restaurant