Knew a guy who wouldn’t wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.

I get an excuse to stay indoors.

Touch grass? Can’t, its under 3ft of snow!

Kinda like the Alit and Kagouti from the Elder Scrolls series, basically just a mouth with legs.

Shit I think I actually have that one

yeah but the regular Vectis is single shot, making it better with charged/prime chamber

man why the fuck do all these ADHD memes have to be so relevant?

ah, makes sense why it wouldn’t take the playlists i exported from youtube then.

switched to freetube yesterday, pretty good so far, though I cant figure how to import my playlists over.

“pulled pork” Seitan is probably my favorite fake meat, its got the right mouthfeel.

Haven’t been too satisfied with Tofu, its ok, but there’s no pretending its not bean cheese.

Puppetborne

In season 4 of Game of Thrones, Arya was telling Sandor how the Mountain’s men killed her friend Lommy.

Sandor grumpily asks “What the fuck is a Lommy?” Which became a little bit of a meme.

“What the fuck is a Lemmy” is a spin off meme of that sort of.

Legit, when I first fought him and he was trying to convince me to join his side, I was like “Heck yeah, ill join him when i meet him”.

Sadly not actually an option, was pretty disappointed.

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war-based hat simulator

or a hat-based war simulator

canned food just at or past the expiry date.

'the adequate wall of China"

Now im imagining a set of emotes for Mystery, but its all the same image.

Grew up in a house that had a half dirt basement. House was built on a hillside where the topsoil is pretty thin and excavating out bedrock would have been pretty expensive. I suppose im using ‘dirt’ pretty loosely, most of the actual dirt was scoured away before the foundations were poured, so it was really just bare rock.

wife bad

golf good

The writers keep doing this shit.

The Berlin Wall arc just abruptly ended because they announced that East Germans could freely travel to the west and ‘conveniently’ forgot to mention there were still some regulations. Then the Border guards ‘conveniently’ said “fuck it” and let people pass without checking passports.

They built up the Epstein island arc like mad only to end it with him killing himself in prison and then never mention it again.