The point in shitting on HP is to shit on HP. Not sure what other point you’re looking for. Are you concerned that people are going to start feeling sympathetic?

I have a brother multifunction laser printer scanner thing. It is a cheap piece of crap with flaky wireless.

Unlike the HP printers I’ve had or worked with, with the Brother I feel like I at least get what I pay for… but it’s a pretty low bar.

I will happily upvote anything that rags on HP printers, I don’t care how low effort it is. In fact, I would hate to think someone spent actual effort on anything HP related.

HP printers have been kicking puppies and insulting your mother for well over 20 years. Wait, they haven’t? Well, after a certain point a company has burned so much good will by making marginal printers, less-than marginal drivers and artificially differentiating inks and toners to such a degree it’s hard to see it as anything other than profiteering… pant pant …that nobody cares if it’s unfair or inaccurate.

Don’t buy HP. Think of the puppies. Think of your mother, for God’s sake!

Yep and there are also fairly cheap strictly photo printers (cheap compared to getting film developed, at least)

That’s still a ways off, you’ll ruin your pants.

Burgers it is!

If that keeps you up you don’t deserve sleep

JeaNA

I one heard ast describe Linux’s code quality as ‘marginal’ (presumably speaking of the kernel)

Of course, it was ast talking at BSDCan but still, harsh words from a master.

wastefuk

If that was a typo, let it retroactively not be. Wastefuk is a great word, especially how you used it, which I read as adjectivizing ‘the habits of a Wastefuk.’

Don’t be a wastefuk, everyone. Make your coffee at home. But not with k cups.

And then Bibi said he disrespected the memory of 6 million Jews.

No, Bibi. You did that. You’ve been doing it for years. May God judge you. After you die in a cell.

Is it a line from Yee’s latest tune?

I used to be able to do that. This post is making me feel old.

Sleep apnea, bad shoulders, bad back. I’m all about the rotisserie!

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You look weak. I recommend you drink some 36% cream. It will give you energy and you won’t need that exercise nonsense.

I’m about the chocolate rain

How far have you sent your vertical mouse flying off the desk?

I know you’ve done it. Right after you typed that thing and went to click that button.

Life is hard for vertical mice.

It is a bad look and a sign of a lack of good options, but that’s the situation.

Also, all Canadian parties run like that except for the Greens and the Bloc, and it’s probably because they know they won’t form a government

Man, the cognitive dissonance Americans must have to deal with.

Sorry you had to find out this way, but it’s been going on for most of your lives if you’d only cared out the rest of the world enough to look past your own borders.

It’s called american exceptionalism and this idea that you can just blow it up by voting for (or not voting against) the orange guy is just another example of it.

Fixing what you have is hard work. Burning it all down is a child’s response and will fuck the rest of the world up.