Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday

I’d pick wolf. They generally leave you alone and don’t want anything to do with you. I don’t know shit about gorillas

The fact that a rifle is attached to the telescope is just a funny coincidence

my “vacations” are basically for having an extra day or two off. Maybe I’ll go on a day trip to somewhere in the area. It’s not like I’m going to a retreat on a private island or anything

Do not become addicted to food, it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence

Really saved us a lot of time when we figured out you could just piss in the can

First I just draw this head, then erase some of the details… there! A circle!

Mmm… warm ranch dressing

I think they specifically mean Wi-Fi, not confusing it with cellular.

I would be surprised too if I went into a cave and suddenly my phone is connected to Wi-Fi. Where are the access points? Who is running internet all the way out here? I don’t see any telco boxes or signs of a human presence. Why do the speeds get faster the farther I go? Why did my phone connect to some random network when I specifically told it not to do that? It would be even weirder if it’s WPA3 protected or something because I obviously don’t have the password for the cave Wi-Fi

It’s been added on to. The original didn’t have the radio towers or “time out” area

Tfw the results for your prostate exam go to xXxB0ngLo4rd_420xXx @ aol.com

PEBKAC strikes again

Prolapse Pig

They fold and retract for less attack surface and enhanced mobility

What vacuum are you using?

Oh man we just convinced our boss to let us move out of the basement to a beautiful office with huge windows that wasn’t being used.

I’m getting so many plants!

The whole point of neon is to showcase the DE, they say as much on the website. Unless you’re super passionate about KDE Development, it’s probably not going to be for you

You just powered off the Exchange server!

You know what? Fuck it

Bullpups your nuclear arsenal

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